When the Edible Hits… | Story Time!

Welcome to the first series of When the Edible Hits…

Try to just… be cool, man.

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When you’re just chilling at home by yourself in bed, surfing the web on your laptop, low music playing from those shitty MacBook speakers (you should really get a new laptop… this one is, what, 6? 7 years old? Seriously, this device goes from a portable computer to a heating pad in like 5 minutes), and you realize that you’ve found yourself stuck in a vortex of pimple popping videos. How long has it been? How long have you been watching this? Are you disgusted? Are you disgusted that you love it? As you hypothesize what it is about your psyche that makes you so satisfied by these sick, sick videos, you begin to realize that the edible has probably hit you.

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All you wanted to do was impress your date. This is the fourth time you two have met up, and when they offered you half of their edible, how could you say no?! They’re so cute and you already feel so comfortable around them. You have been having so much fun with them, but now, things are starting to feel…a little weird. You’re one part loosey-goosey, one part horny, and another part skeptical about this person… Who are they, really?? What kind of person uses Tinder to meet people? As soon as you realize YOU are that kind of person (because you literally met them on Tinder), this part doesn’t feel so bad. You giggle to yourself and think it’s in your head but it was out loud, and now your cutie is asking you what you’re giggling about. Shit. You tell them you’re thinking about an exploding galaxy brain meme that you saw the other day. It was easier than explaining that you were judging them for being the exact same kind of person that you are. That was a close one. The edible is definitely hitting.

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You’re sitting around your friend’s living room with a group of friends watching the newest episode of your favorite show. This is so fun! Everyone gets to react to the same events in the show at the same time, what joy. You watch as all of your friends’ expressions change as the show goes through its twists and turns. All of their faces are so different, but they all have eyes, a nose, and a mouth. Crazy. One of your friends looks at you and says, “Dude. What.” You realize you’ve been staring at your group of friends for the last five minutes instead of paying attention to the show. You look back at the TV and pretend like that didn’t happen, but it did. The edible is definitely starting to hit.

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