Happy Danksgiving! 10 Things Stoners Are Dankful For
Thanksgiving is the perfect time to reflect and focus on the good in your life.
Danksgiving is the time to appreciate dat good good in your life.
We may come from all walks of life, but any stoner can appreciate these ten things.
1. Eye drops
For those of us who get particularly red eyes after smoking, eye drops are the key to feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day. It can us feel more confident, more discreet, and sometimes, even a little bit more awake and alert. To have a happy danksgiving, eye drops can be essential.
2. Sunday mornings
Ahh… There’s nothing better than a wake-n-bake on a peaceful Sunday morning. Maybe you hit a farmers market, maybe you talk a stroll through the falling leaves, or maybe you just stay in and get nice and baked before you start your long, comfortable day. Extend the happy danksgiving vibes by bringing your thanksgiving celebration into the weekend…
3. Long, relaxing showers
As stoners, we all can appreciate some quality alone time. Especially when you can be warm and surrounded by calming water. For many of us, shower time is a peaceful time for contemplation, and has even cultivated many of our most innovative highdeas. Showering high can relieve muscle pain, and can even alleviate mental blockers. A happy danksgiving isn’t complete without a calming shower to punctuate it.
4. Air fresheners
Whether you have some 420-unfriendly visitors coming, or maybe you just want to make your place smell fresh as a daisy, every stoner is appreciative for Febreeze, Ozium, or any other air freshener. No one likes the smell of bong water or stale weed, not even the most devoted of stoners. Spray some pumpkin spice flavored air freshener for a very happy danksgiving.
5. Deep conversations
Even ancient philosophers are no match for the modern day stoner. Depending on the strain, we can all think of a time when we’ve gotten super involved in a really deep conversation. Cannabis can open your mind to very strange and insightful thought processes, which is part of what makes it so much fun! A happy danksgiving means spending time and getting deep with your loved ones over a bowl or a blunt.
6. Nature documentaries
Even if you’re not that into science, nature documentaries are so dang captivating when you’re high! The timelapse sequences? The slow-mo chase scenes?! Amazing! At your next smoke sesh (happy danksgiving afterparty?), try turning on a nature documentary, but turn the sound off, and play some lo-fi hip-hop in the background instead. It’ll have your guests mesmerized, and becomes a fascinating conversation starter.
Munchies are EVERYTHING. Food is so good even when you’re sober, and after getting high, it’s so much better! Making a danksgiving feast is the perfect way to celebrate this thankful and dankful holiday. When I was in college, my go-to munchies were Doritos dipped in Nutella and I’m not afraid to say it! What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten stoned? Let us know in the comments section below!
8. Friends who contribute
Those friends who are ready to pack a bowl of their own weed after smoking a bowl of yours are the real MVPs. They’re that friend that shows up to your place with a joint already rolled. The friend who brings their giant novelty bong and lights up the bowl for you. Surrounding yourself with generous, giving people is definitely something to be dankful for, and the key ingredient to any happy danksgiving.
9. Late-night drive-thru fooooood
Should this have been lumped in with the ‘foooood’ category? Maybe. But there’s a reason why put it in its own category, and if you’re a real one, you probably already know what I’m going to say. Visiting a late-night drive-thru when you’re stoned is a whole experience. Anticipating the choices of what to order, the final decision, and the excitement of receiving that glorious paper bag full of wonder… It’s straight up magical.
10. Good weed
You already knew we weren’t going to forget about the most important item on this list! If you’re a stoner, there’s nothing to be more dankful for than some good weed. Share with friends and loved ones for a truly amazing experience. Feel free visit our dispensary at CC101 to stock up on all of your 420-friendly supplies for a very happy danksgiving!